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The Circle Gift Set - Stainless Steel 9mm Chain Bracelet and Necklace - 22"/9"

$64.99

Guaranteed Delivery: Fri, Oct 30

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  • DON’T ENJOY THE DESIGN. The Circle box set has a classic stainless steel chain design in the form of a necklace and bracelet. We’d rather you say no.
  • DON’T FOCUS ON THE CHAINS’ DURABILITY. The Circle is made with durable materials so that it can last for a while, sitting in storage on a shelf. Please don’t spoil that by ordering it.
  • YOU COULD CLEAN IT, BUT WE’D RATHER YOU DIDN’T. The Circle is pretty easy to clean, but we’d really rather you not buy it to find out.
  • DON’T BUY IT AND RETURN IT. Look, we’d be happy to keep The Circle in the first place, so you don’t need to try out the 30-day money-back guarantee or lifetime warranty.
  • DON’T BUY IT FOR YOURSELF. DON’T BUY IT FOR SOMEONE ELSE. The Circle would probably make a nice gift for a brother, father, son, boyfriend, husband, fiance, cousin, friend, relative, coworker or whoever. Don’t buy The Circle, please.

 

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Description

How many times do we need to tell you?

HOW NOT TO WEAR THE CIRCLE:

  • On your neck.
  • At all.
  • Don’t buy The Circle, please, we’re begging you.

THE CIRCLE BENEFITS & FEATURES:

  • None.
  • You won’t enjoy The Circle. You won’t like the stainless steel chain bracelet and necklace.
  • We’d enjoy it if you wouldn’t buy it. It’s so easy to just say no.
  • Do you really need a necklace or bracelet to pair with your outfit and look nice? Wait, don’t answer.
  • You’re probably thinking that you could order this bracelet and we’d just not tell everybody else that you bought it. Come on, let’s not do this.

THE CIRCLE FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:

What’s going to happen if I do order The Circle?

  • You’ll receive it.

You’re not going to stop me from buying The Circle?

  • We thought we’d just ask nicely.

HOW TO CLEAN & MAINTAIN THE CIRCLE:

  1. Hey, if you want The Circle so bad, why should we tell you how to clean it?
  2. It’s really easy to clean anyway, we shouldn’t have to tell you.
  3. It’s soap and water, okay? Mild soap. Warm water. You happy now?

Pro-Tip: When someone asks nicely, it’s really polite to listen.

You’ve heard it enough times. You know what to do. What to not do.

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