How many times do we need to tell you?
HOW NOT TO WEAR THE CIRCLE:
- On your neck.
- At all.
- Don’t buy The Circle, please, we’re begging you.
THE CIRCLE BENEFITS & FEATURES:
- You won’t enjoy The Circle. You won’t like the stainless steel chain bracelet and necklace.
- We’d enjoy it if you wouldn’t buy it. It’s so easy to just say no.
- Do you really need a necklace or bracelet to pair with your outfit and look nice? Wait, don’t answer.
- You’re probably thinking that you could order this bracelet and we’d just not tell everybody else that you bought it. Come on, let’s not do this.
THE CIRCLE FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:
What’s going to happen if I do order The Circle?
- You’ll receive it.
You’re not going to stop me from buying The Circle?
- We thought we’d just ask nicely.
HOW TO CLEAN & MAINTAIN THE CIRCLE:
- Hey, if you want The Circle so bad, why should we tell you how to clean it?
- It’s really easy to clean anyway, we shouldn’t have to tell you.
- It’s soap and water, okay? Mild soap. Warm water. You happy now?
Pro-Tip: When someone asks nicely, it’s really polite to listen.
You’ve heard it enough times. You know what to do. What to not do.