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The Fox - Thin Black Stainless Steel 4mm Chain Necklace with Push Button - 22 Inches

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  • LESS POINTY THAN A FOX. Foxes scratch and bite, but Metro guarantees that you can expect none of that from The Fox. We promise.
  • CONTAINS MORE STAINLESS STEEL THAN A LIVE FOX. Stainless steel is a durable metal and wild foxes are usually not made of it. This style also has black ion plating, for color and integrity.
  • EASIER TO CLEAN THAN A FOX. We’re sure you can imagine why.
  • LESS OF A HASSLE TO RETURN THAN A FOX. 30-day returns. Money back. No rabies.
  • NOT AN ACTUAL FOX. We’re probably the only jewelry company that will promise you that. Is everybody else scared? Who’s to say.

 

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Description

We’re going to continue telling you about The Fox.

HOW TO WEAR THE FOX:

  • Step 1: Open the box.
  • Step 2: Be prepared in case a fox jumps out. Wait, this should be before step 1. Okay, you’ll figure this out.
  • Step 3: Remember that we don’t sell live foxes. Just The Fox. Then wear it on your neck. Or don’t.
  • Do you have a pet fox? You can put The Fox on your fox’s neck. It’ll probably slip off, but hey, that’s life.

THE FOX BENEFITS & FEATURES:

  • IS a necklace with black ion plating.
  • IS NOT a rabid, dangerous animal.
  • IS able to be worn on your neck.
  • IS NOT able to bite you or bring a legitimate safety concern to your household.
  • IS a reasonable gift to give your friend or boyfriend or whatever. You can tell him it’s safe.

THE FOX FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:

I feel like you guys are over-emphasizing the fox thing to make me suspicious of other necklaces, but at the same time, I’m having trouble not imagining the possibility of finding a live fox in my package because of how defensive you’re being about not having foxes.

  • Was there a question in there?

Also, what’s it made of?

  • Stainless steel.

HOW TO CLEAN & MAINTAIN THE FOX:

  1. For one thing, you won’t need a vacuum. No pesky hairs or whiskers to deal with.
  2. Don’t feed your necklace. It isn’t a sentient being.
  3. Wash with soap and water, gently. Nothing too complicated.

Pro-Tip: The only thing to fear is fear itself. And surprise foxes.

If you buy this and the shipping company mixes it up with a real fox, we’re going to be so embarrassed.

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