It’s a brand-new ancient relic from the present. It’s also a cross pendant necklace.
HOW TO WEAR THE RELIC:
- With historically accurate ancient clothes.
- With historically inaccurate ancient clothes.
- With whatever you’re wearing now.
THE RELIC BENEFITS & FEATURES:
- Modern stainless steel.
- Antique finish.
- Stylish 24-inch wheat chain that beautifully shows off your hip, new cross.
- Intricate patterning and stud design around your relic of a cross.
- Gift it to a significant other or loved one who’s looking for a piece of men’s jewelry that’s not old or ancient.
THE RELIC FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:
How old is this thing?
- From a relativistic space-time perspective, chronology is a meaningless concept.
Do you ever give straight answers?
HOW TO CLEAN & MAINTAIN THE RELIC:
- Make sure your cross isn’t covered with centuries worth of ancient dust.
- Why would it be? It’s brand-new.
- Use some soap and water and a cloth and rub gently.
Pro-Tip: If you’re going to try to bury The Relic for centuries so it can become historically significant and valuable, leave documentation so your descendants can find it.
If you want to take home The Relic today, you totally can.