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Here’s how to open an account at The Bank.

HOW TO WEAR THE BANK:

• Stop worrying about your health insurance. 
• Put on this bracelet.
• Then you’re done. 

THE BANK BENEFITS & FEATURES:

• A bracelet that lets you forget your economic anxieties. 
• And makes other people think you don’t have any.
• Conspicuously consume with The Bank.
• Even if you don’t have any money in the bank.

THE BANK FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:

Do I get money with my purchase of The Bank?

• Unfortunately, no. 

Can I go swimming in The Bank?

• Not in chlorine! And wash it off if you go in salt water.

HOW TO CLEAN & MAINTAIN THE BANK:

1. Warm water.
2. Soap.
3. Clean.

Protip: You can use a Q-tip to clean those hard to reach details.

Laugh (instead of crying) all the way to the bank when you wear this bracelet.