Here’s a guide on how to ski The Alps.
HOW TO WEAR THE ALPS:
- With skis.
- While pretending you have skis.
- While showing off an unused pair of skis.
THE ALPS BENEFITS & FEATURES:
- A bracelet just as majestic as a mountain range.
- Even if you haven’t been there, you’ll feel like you have.
- More importantly, other people will think you have.
- If you hate skiing, this is the best of both worlds.
THE ALPS FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:
Can I ski better in The Alps?
- Probably not, to be honest.
Can I go swimming in The Alps?
- Yes, but avoid chlorinated water.
HOW TO CLEAN & MAINTAIN THE ALPS:
- Warm water.
Protip: You can use a Q-tip to clean those hard to reach details.
Why go for black diamonds when you can go stainless steel with The Alps?