Description
Have you read the terms and conditions?
HOW TO WEAR THE STRAP:
- While doing some very complicated and computerized calculations.
- While on a phone call at the same as you’re answering an email and taking a photo from a remote-control drone.
- In the future.
THE STRAP BENEFITS & FEATURES:
- How many emails do you want to receive on your leather bracelet? Probably none.
- Scientists don’t really understand how magnets work, which means the stainless steel magnetic closure on this bracelet is advanced beyond its time.
- A team of expert engineers trained in the most advanced computer coding had absolutely nothing to do with this bracelet.
- It’s comfortable.
- The Strap is a much more reasonably priced gift for boyfriends and loved ones than paying for a bracelet that will be out of date in a year.
THE STRAP FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:
How many apps does The Strap offer?
- We’re still figuring that out.
Can I download updates for The Strap?
- Nope. One OS fits all.
HOW TO CLEAN & MAINTAIN THE STRAP:
- Like most smartwatches, you shouldn’t fully submerge The Strap in water for a very long time.
- Dab the leather lightly with a damp towel to keep it clean.
- That’s about all you need to know.
Pro-Tip: Buy the things you want, not the things that a multi-billion dollar conglomerate convinces you is necessary for you to live your life.
Life Hack: The Strap. No updates, batteries, or assembly required.
