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Metro Jewelry - Hex Nut Bracelets

We can all agree that certain things don’t need to be joked about, that there’s a value to taking the high road in order not to resort to crassness. We’re aiming to do that by avoiding all the obvious, unfunny, and crude jokes that could stem from our new bracelet style, The Hex Nut. The last thing we want is to participate in that while showing you a selection of our nuts our bracelets with hex nut accents.

Let’s be mature about these nuts.

We can all agree that certain things don’t need to be joked about, that there’s a value to taking the high road in order not to resort to crassness. We’re aiming to do that by avoiding all the obvious, unfunny, and crude jokes that could stem from our new bracelet style, The Hex Nut. The last thing we want is to participate in that while showing you a selection of our nuts our bracelets with hex nut accents.

The Hex Nut (Brown).

Now, look. We weren’t born yesterday, and we’re not unaware of the tendency for people’s minds to jump to certain subject areas. And we can’t blame people for being turned on a stuck stuck on a turn of phrase. It’s called The Hex Nut, we get it. But more than being crass, we’re focused on highlighting the benefits and qualities of such a bracelet. For example, you can wear it. It’s made of leather. It has stainless steel accent pieces. And those are some pieces just some of the highlights we like to share about this product. You can buy it, if you want to. We recognize that everybody has their own personal taste. Ours is for quality products and satisfying valuable customer service.

The Hex Nut (Black).

We know what you’re still thinking. We’re onto you. We know you haven’t moved on from the joke, so it seems like we’re going to have to be the mature ones here. Black leather and nuts, do you really have to say anything more? We know all about your dirty jokes and double entendres, and frankly, we’re getting tired of it. This is men’s jewelry we’re talking about here. You wear it or you don’t. Why you can’t just strap-on put a bracelet on your wrist without snickering or cracking wise, we will never be able to understand.

The Cord.

Oh, don’t act so innocent. Yes, this is a different product. No, that’s not going to stop you from making a joke about its hex nut accent. You want to talk about Nuts of Steel? Would that make you happy? It doesn’t need to be like that and you know it. Why should we devolve to such displays of crude and lazily considered humor? We’re better than that. It’s not like we’re forcing them down your throat on you. You don’t have to buy any of these bracelets. We just want to give you the opportunity to see some quality men’s jewelry that you can gift for a birthday, holiday, or buy for yourself, if you want to.

We’re not going to tell you again.

Are we encouraging these innuendos by pointing out our distaste for them? That’s very rude of you to ask. We’re nuts about these nuts, and we’d rather you not ruin them with your lazy, obvious jokes. No, no, we’re sure you put in a lot of thought coming up with your nuts-related humor. Well, we’re not having it. If you’re willing to take the mature road, you’re welcome to explore the Metro Hex Nut collection.

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